Spermageddon

Jens is an insecure teenager with pimples, a mild trauma, and a phobia of the female vagina. But during a summer camp, he ends up in bed with Lisa, the girl he’s been having wet dreams about for years. While the outside world prepares for their first time, a complete apocalypse erupts in Jens’s balls. There we meet Simen: a sperm cell with performance anxiety, a dry sense of humor, and a tendency to sing a musical number during emergencies. Along with his BFF Cumilla and a group of borderline morons, he’s dragged into an all-or-nothing race to the egg. But along the way, they encounter condoms, vaginal acid walls, IUDs, lubricant tsunamis, and the uber-aggressive Jizzmo, a sperm soldier in Iron Man armor who smashes everything and everyone to be the first to arrive.